If You’d Like to Learn How to Play Chess May I Suggest Doing It With a T-Rex via The Noble Collection’s Jurassic Park Set? – The Mary Sue

Chess

As I continued to traverse through this thing called life something occurred to me: I never learned how to play chess. Luckily, the folks over at The Noble Collection happened to have the perfect chess set for me.

Jurassic Park.

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The Noble Collection is full of chess sets and collectibles from a number of different franchisessome of which will make you feel like you need to put them in a fancy sitting room where classical music plays in the background. The Jurassic Parkset, however, is a lot of fun, with dinosaur-themed pieces that create an urge to roar with every move.

Yes, I did roar at least once while playing.

Heres a description of the set:

Travel to Jurassic Park where dinosaurs dominate this chess match. Complete with 32 finely sculpted game pieces and full graphic chess board, this chess set will transport you right into the island where dinosaurs roam the earth! Will you come out on top as you battle your opponent among these predators?

This is probably the safest way to explore the park, thats for sure. Also, if Im gonna playJurassic Parkchess, imma be a dinosaur.

What I like about the pieces is that each of the dinosaurs is in a dynamic pose as if they really are getting ready for a fight. The Dilophosaurs, for example, is in its iconic screeching at Nedry pose. Im gonna be honest. I definitely roaredmore than oncewhile playing this.

The game itself does not come with instructions on how to actually play chess (bless my patient wife for talking me through it), but each dinosaur is labeled to let you know which chess piece it represents. As the description of the game says, the pieces are nicely detailed, looking like a miniature replica of the dinosaurs from the series.

The king is the Tyrannosaurus Rex, as to be expected because, I mean, its the T-Rex, the dinosaur that scared the shit out of us when we saw Jurassic Parkas children (or maybe you thought the T-Rex was cool, I cant tell you how to live your life).

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The Queen is the Spinosaurus, which may come as a bit of a surprise due to that fight against the T-Rex in Jurassic Park 3 (spoiler: the T-Rex lost that fight), but hey, maybe theyve settled their differences after all these years. Mario and Bowser do it all the time.

The bishops are Dilophosaurs, you know, the one you shouldnt taunt, like, ever:

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The knights are Velociraptors (seems legit), the rooks are Brachiosaurs (the Welcome to Jurassic Park we promise murder wont happen here dinosaur) andthe pawns are Pteranodons (one of these is a bad time, a swarm of them is a disaster).

While I know theyre for a chess set, the pieces look like something a Jurassic Parkenthusiast would add to a dinosaur-themed collection. It feels like a collection Id actually play with instead of feeling like something I shouldnt put my hands on.

If youre curious, I lost the chess match against my wife, but I did at least tell her I want to keep playing until I dont have to look up which piece does what anymore. What can I say, I had a good time strategizing with a Velociraptor.

You can get your own set right over here (grassy background to make it look like youre playing in the middle of the jungle sold separately).

(Image: Universal Pictures/The Noble Collection)

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